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14 December 2007 @ 09:49 am

The Gentleman

Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)

The Gentleman

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced.

Your exact male opposite:

The Last Man on Earth

The Last Man on Earth

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

Always avoid: The Battleaxe (DBLM)

Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), someone just like you.

Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid - free online dating.
 
 
Mark
13 December 2007 @ 04:05 pm
Went to NYC yesterday with my mom, 2 sisters and my niece to see the Radio City Music Hall's 75th Anniversary Christmas Show!



The show was absolutely incredible! True Christmas magic!! We all enjoyed it so very much! If anyone gets the chance to see it,I highly recommend it! The Rockettes wre such fun in all of their numbers, as was Santa Claus...the toy soldiers were so so cute and retelling of the Nativity was awe inspiring! So...anyhoo, the show was at 5:00pm...so before that, we spent most of our time on Broadway...



The Bus we rode was pretty comfy and the driver was very friendly...we lucked out and got the very front seats! We were dropped off in Times Square at The Paramount Building at 11:00am and followed some guys from the bus to Carmine's, a restaurant they recommended highly. I am SO glad they did! The food was fantastic! Carmine's is a family style Italian restaurant... http://www.carminesnyc.com/



...okay,picture this...we had a huge basket of various breads (more than the 5 of us could eat), a huge 'Carmine Salad'(Iceberg lettuce, Arugula, escarole, chopped salami, gaeta olives, Mortadella, Romano & provolone cheese, red onion, celery, cerignola olives, oregano, olive oil, red wine vinegar, pepperonini, cucumbers, and tomatoes, radishes & roasted peppers), a colossal lasagne (the best I've ever eaten in a restaurant and my family agreed), a giant bowl of spinach, which was incredible, and our drinks...all of that...plus an OVER 20% tip for only $20.00 from each of us!! IN NYC!! PLUS...our waiter was HOT! LOL! A 20-something Italian guy with a headfull of jetblack curls...such a cutie!

After eating, we hit some souvenir shops and bought some silly things and some things that we couldn't find here thataren't really aren't souvenirs. We took lots of pics on Broadway and Times Square...LOL...we even ran into THIS guy...



...LMAO! Mom says,"It's the Naked Cowboy...WTF? My mom knows the Naked Cowboy? Okay...it was cold as a witches kiss in New York yesterday! LOL...and this guy is standing in Times Square in his tighty whities! What a man! We put some money in his guitar and tried to get mom to pose with him but she took off...hahahaha! So funny! He's a really nice guy...tall and one hell of a build!



One of the last things we did before we hurried down to Radio City Music Hall was go to Rockefeller Center to see the Christmas tree and all the ice skaters...it was packed and so beautiful! We had such a wonderful time. Seing the show really topped it all off...did I mention they made it snow inside the Hall?! :)

After the show, we grabbed hot dogs from a vendor hurried to our pickup spot, boarded the bus and watched 'Everybody Loves Raymond' and 'Romancing the Stone' on the way home. Perfectly lovely day! :)


 
 
Mark
06 December 2007 @ 09:34 am
...LOL...but it was enough to shake people up around here! We had our first winter blast! It snowed all day while I was at work and I had the pleasure of brushing and scraping thick, wet, heavy snow from my car and driving home in bumper to bumper traffic on terrible roads with some of the nations worse drivers! LOL!



Since I live off of the main roads and the roads I live on are never cleaned off...aaaaaaaaaaaand the roads froze over last night, I had to walk to the main road to have my brother drive me in to work today. The road I live on is like a ski slope downhill for quite a long way and then back uphill for quite a long way before it hits the main road...so in nasty weather, I'm screwed! Oh well...I did get a nice cardio workout this morning walking to the main road and I have another one to look forward to this evening! LOL!
 
 
 
Mark
02 December 2007 @ 07:00 pm
Preferred sexual style: Partner Engagement -- Romantic Relational Emotional
What's your sexual style? Take the sexual style quiz for yourself!


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The Whole explanation of a Partner Engagement...

Your sexual style is predominantly Partner Engagement. For you, sex is about union with the beloved Other. It is a loving communion with your partner by which you tear down the walls of existential isolation and truly touch, if only for a moment, another human spirit. Sex, for you, is expressive; it is a sharing of your feelings as well as of your body. For you, virtuosic techniques of love making don't hold a candle to heart-felt fumblings.

You expect sex to be a dance of mutual pleasuring, a vehicle by which both partners express their affection for one another. For you, the concept of "loving" is a union of both feeling and deed.

Romance is a major theme in eroticism for you. You expect sex to be romantic, full of kisses, caressing, and eye contact. When you talk during sex, it's romantic endearments. Your fantasies typically involve such things as valentines, love songs, a partner's face, the idea of union and the theme of rebirth.

Your criterion of good sex is that which causes a loving union with your partner. You expect your partner to act loving to you in sex and to be willing to join with you.

Your experience of orgasm is a flowing loss of self in a merger with your partner.

The meaning you make of sex is a celebration of life. You see in sex a rejoicing in being alive and a rejoicing in your partner. Sex makes you feel connected deeply to your partner.



 
 
 
Mark
02 December 2007 @ 04:56 pm
The weather here is grey and cold and damp...just really dreary...so I needed to pull out my movies. Charlie Hunnam always warms me up! LOL! He's one of my favorite actors and one of several that set this boy on fire!




If you want to see Charlie in two vastly different roles, watch him in Nicholas Nickleby and Green Street Hooligans!



If you want to read a bit about each film on Amazon.com, here are links...

Nicholas Nickleby

http://www.amazon.com/Nicholas-Nickleby-Stella-Gonet/dp/B00009MEJ4/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1196633517&sr=1-1

Green Street Hooligans

http://www.amazon.com/Green-Street-Hooligans-David-Alexander/dp/B000FBNG1O/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1196634152&sr=1-1

After you see Charlie in these, you may just want to check out a younger Charlie as Nathan on the UK version of Queer as Folk. http://www.queerasfolk.uk.com/series2.htm


 
 
Mark
30 November 2007 @ 05:55 pm
One of my Favorite Gay Artists, Ismael Alvarez...a few samples...




It was actually hard for me to grab a few samples from the files on my computer..LOL..because I had to store them on Photobucket and Photobucket is suddenly very intolerent of penises, gay sex, huge erections, pubic hair, etc.





If you like these, here is a link to his website... http://www.ismaelalvarez.com/

If you are in a hurry to get to his galleries of pics (and there are tons of them...and be warned, most are VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR YOUNG EYES)... http://www.ismaelalvarez.com/galeria

EDIT IN: HAHAHAHA...GUESS I WASN'T CAREFUL ENOUGH! PHOTOBUCKET WAS EVEN WORSE THAN I EXPECTED-PIC #1 WAS BLOCKED...AND I PAY FOR THE PRIVILEDGE OF BEING CENSORED LIKE THAT! I HAD TO GO IN AND CHOP THE GUY OFF JUST BELOW THE NAVEL...HOPE THIS PASSES THEIR STANDARDS!


 
 
Mark
30 November 2007 @ 12:15 pm
The Native American 'Two-Spirit'...an alternate lifestyle...

http://www.androphile.org/preview/Culture/NativeAmerica/amerindian.htm




 
 
Mark
29 November 2007 @ 01:25 pm
Today is my second appointment with the headache specialist at the University of Maryland Hospital. I've copied some things from the net to take with me and have alot to talk with her about. My headaches had seemed to ease for awhile, but in the last few weeks, they've escalated again. I'm hoping she can at least give me something to take for the pain for the times when the headaches become so excruciating I want to tear my head off.

On a lighter note, anyone ever watch the travel channel? Samantha Brown's Passport to Europe has just finished one trip to Greece and is beginning another...OMG...how I want to go back to Greece! LOL! Anyone want to go? LJ fieldtrip?!!


 
 
Mark
28 November 2007 @ 12:12 pm
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Your Life as a Celebrity by Karen_Walker
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how long you stay in the spotlighta year




 
 
 
Mark
27 November 2007 @ 09:19 pm
LOOK everyone...





http://www.chipmunks.com/

Just saw the commercial and it was so cute! I can't wait!


 
 
Mark
26 November 2007 @ 06:22 pm

Which male 'Desperate Housewives' character are you
created with QuizFarm.com
You scored as John

You are a man who wants to one day marry the woman he loves. You are sincere and sweet and you know how to be romantic. At the same time you are still young and proud of your sexual endevours, something you only discuss with friends. Adults see you are mature and respectable, you keep your sensitive side to yourself mostly...


John


88%

Tom Scavo


75%

Andrew Van de Kamp


69%

Paul Young


63%

Mike Delfino


56%

Carlos Solis


50%

Zach Young


50%

Rex Van De Kamp


50%






Who's Your Celebrity Match? (For Girls)
created with QuizFarm.com
You scored as Jude Law

You prefer pretty boys with lots of charisma.


Jude Law


69%

Matt Damon


63%

Clay Aiken


50%

Jim Carrey


38%

Colin Farrell


31%






What Kind of Gay Man Are You?
created with QuizFarm.com
You scored as An AberHollisterAE Gay or Fratmo

Congratulations!! You are a cookie cutter homo. You might look good, but you also look like everyone else that shops in that store. Still very cute, not very original.


An AberHollisterAE Gay or Fratmo


90%

A MetroHomoSexual


65%

A Jock


55%

Normal, Boring and Gay


45%

A Closet Case


35%






 
 
Mark
25 November 2007 @ 04:31 pm
Your Lucky Underwear is Yellow

You're an extremely happy, laid back, fun soul. And your lucky yellow underwear can help you get even more out of life.
In life, you rather play than work. You're apt to quit any task that doesn't nourish your creativity and inner child.

Sometimes your drive for freedom hinders your quality of life. You find it impossible to do anything unpleasant.
If you want to have responsibilities and still have fun, put on your yellow underpants. They'll help you make a party out of the most mundane tasks.
 
 
Mark
23 November 2007 @ 02:51 pm
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Love and Sex With Your Friends by dannygrl0129
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Love of your life:wolfsnc
Best sex of your life:joanne_c
Will make you come 1000 times:ktm
Will break your heart:wonder_chico
Best Kisser:quedralox
Best cuddler:murasakiblue
You secretly dream of:gaypriest3699
But this person dreams of you:mickeytor
Will handcuff you and screw you silly:gogoangelgunboy




 
 
Mark
23 November 2007 @ 11:47 am
SO...I finally got to see HAIRSPRAY (the newest version) and I LOVED it! I still love the original, but this new version definately has a place in my heart right next to it! They are really two very different movies...



...the music was fantastic and the characters were tons of fun (no puns). Being from Baltimore, I had a special enjoyment in both the original and this one...and was tickled at John Travolta's fairly good shot at a Bawlamer accent, hon!

On an eyecandy basis...there is Zac Efron and MY James Marsden! I knew James Marsden could sing a bit, but he was soooooooo cute and so good (I'm partial of course)when singing and dancing as Corny Collins! James is one of the guys, along with Charlie Hunnam, Matt Damon, Heath Ledger, etc that I will have to sow my oats with if Jase ever leaves me! *grin*



This is a fun movie that will have you singing and dancing along...if you get the chance, see it! We had a a house of 14 people...all ages...stuffed with Thanksgiving goodness...and we all enjoyed it immensely!


 
 
 
Mark
22 November 2007 @ 01:07 am
 
 
Mark
21 November 2007 @ 02:23 pm
...what others have dubbed "The long-assed Meme"...

BoyWonder's answers to the long-assed memeCollapse )
 
 
Mark
17 November 2007 @ 11:00 pm


I love you a bushel and peck
A bushel and peck and a hug around the neck
A hug around the neck and a barrel and a heap
A barrel and a heap and I'm talking in my sleep
About you, about you

Cause I love you a bushel and a peck
You bet your pretty neck, I do
Doodle, oodle, oodle, doodle, oodle, oodle, doodle, oodle, oodle oo
I love you a bushel and peck
A bushel and peck though you make my heart a wreck
Make my heart a wreck and you make my life a mess
Make my life a mess, yes
A mess of happiness
About you, about you

Cause I love you a bushel and a peck
You bet your pretty neck, I do
Doodle, oodle, oodle, doodle, oodle, oodle, doodle, oodle, oodle oo
I love you a bushel and peck
A bushel and peck and it beats me all to heck
Beats me all to heck and I'll never tend the farm
Never tend the farm when I wanna keep my arm
About you, about you

Cause I love you a bushel and a peck
You bet your pretty neck, I do
Doodle, oodle, oodle, doodle, oodle, oodle, doodle, oodle, oodle oo


(I hope it still counts as romantic even though your grandma sang it to you!)


 
 
Mark
16 November 2007 @ 06:50 pm
Okay...so,through the people at work, I've discovered 'On Demand'! LOL...where those with Cable can watch certain shows and movies whenever they want to! So...I was surfing through the offerings of HBO and Showtime and discovered "The Tudors". This was after work today.So I settled back and put on the premiere episode, which started, dramatically, with a murder. My mom, who lives with me, was busy elsewhere and I was really enjoying the show when young King Henry, buck naked, decided to take a comely wench, also buck naked, doggie style on his king-sized bed...with all the accompanying grunts and moans! Heavy breathing, flesh slapping flesh, breasts flopping, grunting, moaning, the divinely sexy Jonathan Rhys Meyers in all his sexy nekkid glory...and I hear mom exclaim, "What in the world are you watching?!". Enter 12-year old Mark! "I didn't know there was going to be all of this kind of stuff in there...it's supposed to be historical!"...LOL!! I immediately switched it off...but this weekend, after mom goes nighty night, Mark will be watching 2 or 3 episodes each night!
Jonathan Rhys Meyers is such a chameleon...from 'Velvet Goldmine' to 'Bend it Like Beckham'...he never quite looks the same or seems the same.What I saw of him as Henry, I liked...I'm looking forward to seeing more!




The Tudors is an Emmy Award-nominated television series that examines the early reign of Henry VIII, with Jonathan Rhys Meyers in the lead role.[1]

The Tudors' April 1, 2007 debut was the highest rated Showtime series debut in three years.

*Link to the Official Website* http://www.sho.com/site/tudors/home.do


 
 
Mark
16 November 2007 @ 12:09 pm

Your Score: The Speedo


Your result? 34% practical. 54% sexy. 66% confident.


We've thrown you through the OkCupid washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?

Impulsive. Confident. Sexy. Your signature underwear is THE SPEEDO.
And hot damn, they look good on the right guy... only they're not really underwear, per se. They're swimwear. This puts them firmly in your camp - impulses over logic. A feeler, not a thinker. Speaking of feelings, that speedo feels pretty damn nice. Must be the fabric.
Speedoes are also a bit on the sexier side - we're guessing that's fine with you, as your sex drive looks pretty healthy. We're also guessing you'd have the confidence to wear them, since they leave almost nothing to the imagination. Wearing them to the beach, where they will almost inevitably get wet, only magnifies this. But, like your female equivalent, the bustier, they look incredibly hot on the right person. Just beware, as unlike the form-fitting bustier, you're a lot more vulnerable to having people snap the elastic in your waistband. And that's just uncool.

Your aforementioned female equivalent, THE BUSTIER, is also pictured below.


Now, take one of my other tests. Go on, hot stuff. You know you want to.
The Verbal Obscenity Test
Bite your tongue.
Is Your Boss Evil?
Face your manager.
The Non-Sequitur Personality Test
Make sense of nonsense.
The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test
Endure the bunnies.
The Scatterbrain Test
Train your mind.
The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test
Flip that hair.
The Homicidal Maniac Test
Own your anger.
The Beverage Identity Test
Tingle your tastebuds.
The Celebrity Misbehaviour Test
Be a star!



Check out all of the possible results here, there are 12 for males and 12 for females in total, including your result...

MALES
The Flannel Pyjamas
The Satin Boxers
The Denim Cutoffs
The Speedo
The Bondage Corset
The Leather Thong
The Thermals
The Sports Brief
The Classic Brief
The Boxer Brief
Commando!
The Leopard Thong

FEMALES
The Flannel Pyjamas
The Singlet
The Vintage Nightie
The Bustier
The Vintage Corset
The Leather Thong
The High Rise Brief
The Sports Bra
The Classic Bra
The Boyleg Brief
Commando!
The Classic Thong

Link: The Underwear Personality Test written by seeyoshirun on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test