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16 November 2007 @ 12:09 pm

Your Score: The Speedo

Your result? 34% practical. 54% sexy. 66% confident.

We've thrown you through the OkCupid washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?

Impulsive. Confident. Sexy. Your signature underwear is THE SPEEDO.
And hot damn, they look good on the right guy... only they're not really underwear, per se. They're swimwear. This puts them firmly in your camp - impulses over logic. A feeler, not a thinker. Speaking of feelings, that speedo feels pretty damn nice. Must be the fabric.
Speedoes are also a bit on the sexier side - we're guessing that's fine with you, as your sex drive looks pretty healthy. We're also guessing you'd have the confidence to wear them, since they leave almost nothing to the imagination. Wearing them to the beach, where they will almost inevitably get wet, only magnifies this. But, like your female equivalent, the bustier, they look incredibly hot on the right person. Just beware, as unlike the form-fitting bustier, you're a lot more vulnerable to having people snap the elastic in your waistband. And that's just uncool.

Your aforementioned female equivalent, THE BUSTIER, is also pictured below.

Now, take one of my other tests. Go on, hot stuff. You know you want to.
The Verbal Obscenity Test
Bite your tongue.
Is Your Boss Evil?
Face your manager.
The Non-Sequitur Personality Test
Make sense of nonsense.
The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test
Endure the bunnies.
The Scatterbrain Test
Train your mind.
The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test
Flip that hair.
The Homicidal Maniac Test
Own your anger.
The Beverage Identity Test
Tingle your tastebuds.
The Celebrity Misbehaviour Test
Be a star!

Check out all of the possible results here, there are 12 for males and 12 for females in total, including your result...

The Flannel Pyjamas
The Satin Boxers
The Denim Cutoffs
The Speedo
The Bondage Corset
The Leather Thong
The Thermals
The Sports Brief
The Classic Brief
The Boxer Brief
The Leopard Thong

The Flannel Pyjamas
The Singlet
The Vintage Nightie
The Bustier
The Vintage Corset
The Leather Thong
The High Rise Brief
The Sports Bra
The Classic Bra
The Boyleg Brief
The Classic Thong

Link: The Underwear Personality Test written by seeyoshirun on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
Dale T. GreatOne: hugh jackmandgreatone on November 16th, 2007 05:39 pm (UTC)

Thanks BoyWonder! After reading about you and your speedos, I had to lock the men's room door during my break today!

I hope Jase can give you a few snaps of the elastic waistband for me. ;-)
Mark: gay juicyboywondermark on November 16th, 2007 11:58 pm (UTC)
I'd drop my speedos for you, handsome! :b
Jase: Twinkie the Kidslavetopassion on November 17th, 2007 12:43 am (UTC)
I got Speedo too!

Your Score: The SpeedoYour result? 50% practical. 62% sexy. 76% confident.
Mark: gay Adam and Steveboywondermark on November 17th, 2007 03:28 am (UTC)
I'd like to be in the SAME pair of speedos with YOU, baby! ~lick~
turtleinashell: turtle happy faceturtleinashell on November 17th, 2007 01:51 am (UTC)
lol! I got the same thing, only 36/52/65 (%)
Mark: comic NAMORboywondermark on November 17th, 2007 03:30 am (UTC)
Lots of speedo boys here, eh?! :)