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21 October 2007 @ 05:29 pm
Heinie Humor...  
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous...A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

TeknoDave: Bunny - Madteknodave on October 21st, 2007 10:15 pm (UTC)
The Doc should have shoved in deeper for the putz that said #6, that was cold and tasteless.
blue_aingeal: evil bunnyaingeal311 on October 22nd, 2007 05:27 am (UTC)
just had to say icon love
TeknoDave: Think of the Bunnyteknodave on October 22nd, 2007 05:36 am (UTC)
Yeah, the sex bunny rawks.
Markboywondermark on October 22nd, 2007 11:58 am (UTC)
Gotta say I agree with you there, Dave.
St. Rougarougogoangelgunboy on October 21st, 2007 10:24 pm (UTC)
please...i must tell you my colonoscopy story. i had to have one, and i decided to not have any sedatives or anything...i mean, hell, it's not like i have things-in-the-ass issues. i wish my contribution to the humorous remarks had been funnier, but i DID say "you know, i usually get dinner and a movie first..."

anyhow, it was a teaching hospital, and while i was curled up on my side giggling and watching my insides on the screen, a group of students trooped in. the doctor said, "is it ok if they watch the procedure? they're just going off this rotation, and it's the last chance they'll have to observe one."

"sure," i said, "what kind of doctors are they training to be?"

"oh, they all want to be dentists."


"yes," said the doctor, feeling around a bit, "imagine spending all day having to look in people's filthy mouths..."

and that's when i laughed so much they threatened to gas me...
erskie: GIRerskie on October 22nd, 2007 12:54 am (UTC)
imagine spending all day having to look in people's filthy mouths..."
LMAO! I would have had to be gassed too!

Mark: comic sideways goyjoboywondermark on October 22nd, 2007 12:02 pm (UTC)
Hahahahaha...OMG! I love it! I don't blame you!
Su: desireralphiere on October 22nd, 2007 01:21 pm (UTC)
*snicker* I think I enjoyed these a little too much.
Mark: dennis the menaceboywondermark on October 22nd, 2007 02:47 pm (UTC)
LOL...s'okay, punkin! That's whatthey're there for! :)
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Thanks! That's one I threw together myself!:b
turtleinashell: turtle happy faceturtleinashell on October 22nd, 2007 10:35 pm (UTC)
ROFL!!! That's hilarious!
Mark: guy sean faris playful smileboywondermark on October 22nd, 2007 11:09 pm (UTC)
Thanks, Paulie! *hug*