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04 May 2006 @ 08:38 pm
LOL! I did this for Jase instead of myself...  

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

LJ stalking horror - a report by slavetopassion.

boywondermark is stalking slavetopassion
boywondermark’s REAL name : Pride Day
boywondermark’s REAL DOB : 19th September 1973
Height :190 cm Weight : 119.1 kg
boywondermark has dreamt about you : 18 times
boywondermark became interested in you : 16th October 2004
boywondermark’s latest dream about you
boywondermark and slavetopassion make passionate love on a condom strewn beach in Belgium to the sound of George Michael’s Careless Whisper playing in the distance.
This is how boywondermark describes your relationship behind your back
‘If I didn’t have slavetopassion in my life I think I would chop my head off with my fathers razor. he really means that much to me.’
boywondermark’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
A thick ball of your own ungroomed pubic yarn.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
boywondermark is considering having reconstructive surgery on their earlobes so that they are similar in appearance to your own.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I’d do anything for you. I’d give you the world if I owned it. But all I own is a Volkswagen Polo and a couple of STD’s.

The Police
No. calls to the police : 23 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"My names slavetopassion, I’m ringing to report a stalker. Who is it? I don’t know their real name. I met them off an online community called Livejournal. Their username is boywondermark. They’ve been sending me used condoms through the post. Could you please do something about this quickly? My mother opened the last letter. She nearly died of shock. Thanks"
boywondermark’s Police File
There is every possibility that boywondermark is a living incarnation of a teletubbie.

Testimonies about boywondermark
dgreatone - Candystriper
‘Well well, who would have thought it? boywondermark a pervert? I knew it all along. He used to watch me getting undressed through my bedroom window every night.’
ralphiere - Drunken Ninja
‘Surprise Surprise, boywondermark’s a dirty fucker? Tell me something I don't know.’
liquid_gravity - Delivers strip-o-grams
‘How depressing. I feel sorry for slavetopassion, he’s kind as fuck. Always willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. All of this sickens me.'’
ultimategirl - Granola salesperson
‘I don’t really have that many enemies - but boywondermark is definitely one of them now.’

Jase: Jase&Mark Animeslavetopassion on May 5th, 2006 01:18 am (UTC)
oh my god! I would so let you catch me if you were stalking me. lol!
Are you going to knit a sweater with my pubic yarn? lol!

Su is so a drunken ninja and Anne is a granola salesman! hahaha!!!

How much is 190 cm and 119.1 kg? lol!

I adore you!
Mark: gay Gael and Diegoboywondermark on May 5th, 2006 01:43 am (UTC)
Gonna knit a sweater and a scarf with your pubes...so start growin em wild, baby! LOL!
Su: WildRockralphiere on May 5th, 2006 01:53 am (UTC)
I make the BEST drunken ninja EVA!!
A.M.ultimategirl on May 5th, 2006 11:08 pm (UTC)
My granola's the best! 'Beats the rest! Accept no imitations!
Su: Isshin Shibaralphiere on May 5th, 2006 01:55 am (UTC)
I wasn't aware that you were such a huge George Michael fan!

*clears throat*

I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet ain't got no rhythm

Mark: comic catwomanboywondermark on May 5th, 2006 02:03 am (UTC)
LOL! WHAM...you nailed it!
St. Rougarougogoangelgunboy on May 5th, 2006 03:54 am (UTC)

well, who would have thought it? boywondermark a pervert?! *giggling*
Markboywondermark on May 5th, 2006 01:19 pm (UTC)

To quote Eric Cartman, "BAD KITTY!"

A.M.ultimategirl on May 5th, 2006 11:12 pm (UTC)
Dude, that freaky stalking shite is so, like, not cool. I don't know you anymore, man.
Mark: dennis the menaceboywondermark on May 6th, 2006 12:32 am (UTC)
MAN...he's ASKING for it, MAN!
A.M.ultimategirl on May 6th, 2006 12:41 am (UTC)
You've got the cops thinking you're a teletubbie. A TELETUBBIE!! It's out of control.
Mark: comic cloud sacredboywondermark on May 6th, 2006 12:47 am (UTC)
And NOT Tinky Winky either! I masquerade as PO, Baby!