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10 August 2005 @ 11:06 pm
LMAO...  
So...I was watching 'Tripping the Rift', an adult, CGI type sci-fi show on the Sci Fi channel...they are showing new episodes again...and the episode tonight was titled "You want me to put that where?". Below is a pic of the crew and below that is the episode synopsis...


Captain's Log, cloggin' up the bowl as usual.

As captain of a starship, being on-time is an important component of my professional image. That's why I was justifiably pissed off when a traffic jam made me miss a critical appointment at McHooter's with a client I'll call Mistress Shots O'Booze. As consolation, I stole some shwag from the frecked-up spaceship that caused the jam.

Turned out I'd stolen ten thousand tubes of G-Y Jelly. For those of you who don't care what men do with other men behind closed doors, I'll just say it's an intimate masculine product. For those who do care, it's a minty-fresh anal lubricant that helps guys freck each other. The point is, what was I supposed to do with this junk?

Sell it on the gay planet Fabulous Heaven, that's what. Problem was, the homos who call that place home were completely heterophobic. Straight guys like me didn't have any rights at all, including the right to make a kickass profit by importing tons of stolen ass wax. My only hope was to convince the planet's governor that I was fruitier than a raspberry smoothie.

My Gus impression did the trick. The governor believed I was a flaming purple girlie-man ... right up until he found me grabbing a quickie with Six. Then he threw us both in prison. When he arrived to interrogate me, however, his probing questions about heterosexual fun (combined with the tent-pitching skills he exhibited as I extolled Six's most ample virtues) made me realize he was ripe for a deal. He agreed that we could sell our lube if he could spend the night with Six.

Six did her job too well. The next morning, this guy was so sure he was heterosexual that he decided to execute us publicly to keep his secret hidden forever. Luckily, at the last minute, T'Nuk and Gus switched his big speech with my porno stash. When his constituents saw their leader getting hot and bothered over pictures of naked chicks, they turned into a fabulously dressed mob, and we escaped during the catfight that followed.

We were still stuck with the damn G-Y grease, but then Gus relabeled it as "lip balm" and T'Nuk pounced on it. We jumped over to her homeworld, and now the butt-jelly — ahem, lip balm — is selling faster than drinks at happy hour.

Leave it to Gus to pull a surprise out of his ass....


Written by
Terry Sweeney

Directed by
Jon Minnis
 
 
 
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Markboywondermark on August 11th, 2005 01:16 pm (UTC)
It's really just fun, mindless entertainment...like the Simpsons or South Park!
Jase: Pink Panther-shockslavetopassion on August 11th, 2005 11:15 am (UTC)
lol! I have never heard of that show. Of course, I havent heard of most of the shows on cable.

I love you!
~smooches~
Mark: CRICHTON LOBSTERboywondermark on August 11th, 2005 01:18 pm (UTC)
LOL! Actually, I think that you, Eth and the boys might get a kick out of it, hon! ~smooch~
Michaelmikey89 on August 11th, 2005 12:31 pm (UTC)
It's a funny show.. I have seen several episodes (when I remember it's on) lol...

Have you seen Showtimes new show.. WEEDS.. I caught the first episode last night it was hilarious.. It's Desperate Housewives on weed.. lol
Mark: Farscape Pilotboywondermark on August 11th, 2005 01:18 pm (UTC)
I saw part of the first episode and it was pretty cute! :)
Dan the gnomebrewergnome on August 11th, 2005 01:51 pm (UTC)
::snrk::

Predictable, but who cares with TtR? It's funny.
Mark: Spaceman Spiffboywondermark on August 11th, 2005 03:30 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah, Dan...it was terribly predictable, even cheesy...LOL...but the characters are amusing and it was fun to see some of the "normal" gay inhabitants on the planet!
Dan the gnomebrewergnome on August 11th, 2005 04:26 pm (UTC)
I find the show absolutely amusing. Though people around me often look at me like I'm crazy since it's more "typical straight tv" than I usually enjoy.
Markboywondermark on August 11th, 2005 08:46 pm (UTC)
LOL...maybe because we know guys like Chode?
Dan the gnomebrewergnome on August 11th, 2005 09:53 pm (UTC)
Likely. But Chode is so... goodnaturedly like that.
Mark: EEPboywondermark on August 11th, 2005 11:06 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha...but crudely so!
Dan the gnomebrewergnome on August 11th, 2005 11:25 pm (UTC)
Quite true, but in a way we somehow can enjoy.

Boys... complicated. Brain hurty. Stupid boys coming along right when they can make the most confusion.
james__sndchasr on August 12th, 2005 02:32 am (UTC)
I remember Terry Sweeney from SNL years ago!
Mark: Farscape Pilotboywondermark on August 12th, 2005 01:18 pm (UTC)
LOL! Yep...Terry is now writing bizarre stuff for a bizarre show! LOL!
james__sndchasr on August 12th, 2005 03:35 pm (UTC)
lol i remember his Nancy Reagan skits
Mark: EEPboywondermark on August 12th, 2005 04:11 pm (UTC)
We need him to do some Dubya skits!
TeknoDave: Fuq Linuxteknodave on August 12th, 2005 11:57 pm (UTC)
Just out of curiousity ...

HOW MANY AVATARS DO YOU HAVE?

Seems like you have 100s! LOL

I only have like, six or seven.
Mark: RoboBitchboywondermark on August 13th, 2005 02:34 am (UTC)
LOL! You were close, Dave! I have 100...you can see them in my user info!!