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15 March 2006 @ 12:14 pm
This meme taken from watchersprout...  
Gryffindor!
The Sorting Hat has spoken! You've got 81 House Points!
Head of House: Professor McGonagall

House Colors: Scarlett and Gold

House Animal: Lion

Gryffindor made his choices of students based on Bravery. A little knowledge, however, did go a long way with him. You are a very brave person indeed, always willing to help out a friend, or innocent bystander who is in need... or anyone who is in need mostly. I salute you. Gryffindor is known mainly for it's heroic members... HUZZAH! Great deeds await you in this house.

Some students from Gryffindor house are Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasley.





My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 88% on House Points
Link: The Hogwarts Sorting Hat Test written by Demeratus on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
 
 
 
Suralphiere on March 15th, 2006 05:33 pm (UTC)
I got Gryffindor too!! But I only scored higher than 77% on House Points.
Mark: Harry Potterboywondermark on March 15th, 2006 07:20 pm (UTC)
Aren't we good lil Gryffs?! :)

Wanna see my wand?! :b
Su: Jeevesralphiere on March 15th, 2006 07:33 pm (UTC)
*laughs* you are the flirty gay man!!

Ahem... yes please!
Mark: Harry Potterboywondermark on March 15th, 2006 09:58 pm (UTC)
Hocus Poke-us! `flashes and pokes'
lomelinde_sama on March 15th, 2006 05:38 pm (UTC)
I'm a Ravenclaw ! Brainy is me !
Mark: comic Brainiac 5boywondermark on March 15th, 2006 07:21 pm (UTC)
Ooooooooo! You clever girl!!! :)
Sprout: HP Gryffindor Princesswatchersprout on March 15th, 2006 10:39 pm (UTC)
We can be Housemates!!!! YAy!!!!
Markboywondermark on March 16th, 2006 02:19 pm (UTC)
AND we can try out for the Quidditch team!!! :)
Sprout: HP Gryffindor Blur the Line Txtwatchersprout on March 16th, 2006 02:45 pm (UTC)
AND we can molest seek out and befriend Cedric [even if he isn't in our House...he's still at Hogwarts...!!
Markboywondermark on March 16th, 2006 05:15 pm (UTC)
Ooooooooo...Cedric...and Oliver too!!!
txrangerboi on March 15th, 2006 11:35 pm (UTC)
I'm a Hufflepuff...OK, but only if i get to room with Cedric!

Hufflepuff!
The Sorting Hat has spoken! You've got 67 House Points!
Head of House: Professor Sprout

House Colors: Yellow and Black

House Animal: The Badger

Hufflepuff chose the students everyone else didnt want. Or those who didn't fit too easily into any category. Those who were cunning, but not ambitious. Those who were hardworking, though perhaps not TOO brave. Good people none the less. You are most likely the friend everyone would like to have, loyal, trustworthy, hardworking. Love sports too! You are cool in my book. The majority of people will wind up right here with you, so chances are, you will make some great friends!

Some students of Hufflepuff include... Susan Bones, Justin Flinch-Fletchley, and Cedric Diggory.





My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:


free online dating free online dating
You scored higher than 33% on House Points
Link: The Hogwarts Sorting Hat Test written by Demeratus on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Mark: Harry Potterboywondermark on March 16th, 2006 02:22 pm (UTC)
Awwwwwwww...Jeff's a Hufflepuff! I like it!

...and I think you SHOULD room with Cedric! :)
gaypriest3699: Brunogaypriest3699 on March 17th, 2006 10:23 pm (UTC)
Okay so now I can really crack these jokes...Pick Me Pick Me!
Hufflepuff!
The Sorting Hat has spoken! You've got 63 House Points!
Head of House: Professor Sprout


House Colors: Yellow and Black


House Animal: The Badger


Hufflepuff chose the students everyone else didnt want. Or those who didn't fit too easily into any category. Those who were cunning, but not ambitious. Those who were hardworking, though perhaps not TOO brave. Good people none the less. You are most likely the friend everyone would like to have, loyal, trustworthy, hardworking. Love sports too! You are cool in my book. The majority of people will wind up right here with you, so chances are, you will make some great friends!




Everytime I hear the name HUFFLEPUFF I think of 2 things:

1. "I'll huff and puff and blow your house down"

2. "Huff Le Puff" *insert South Park accent for 'ate my pie' *

Definition- the action and sound produced when a mans penis still including foreskin is stimulated and breaks free from the foreskin to an erect position without manual assistance to clear the vacum seal.



Mark: gay Griffindor boys are kinkyboywondermark on March 17th, 2006 11:02 pm (UTC)
Re: Okay so now I can really crack these jokes...Pick Me Pick Me!
LOL! Not having my foreskin, I'm suddenly jealous...I wanna hear 'hufflepuff' when I spring some wood! :)
gaypriest3699: torso shotgaypriest3699 on March 18th, 2006 01:43 am (UTC)
Re: No worries I dont have mine either
I read about it somewhere and it is sort of like a toad croaking while getting stepped on (not killed, just scared) simotaneously.

From what I have also read and heard it is best with a blow job cuz the mouth then forms a second seal for it to explode erect into persay.

Also the Huff isnt lost cuz you still want to blow breathe on the foreskin before you start swabbing its hull.

Im going to take a nap now. Snuggles,
Markboywondermark on March 19th, 2006 01:13 am (UTC)
Re: No worries I dont have mine either
LOL! The Foreskin Chronicles! :b