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10 January 2006 @ 06:12 pm
Lessons from man's best friend...  


The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself.
-Josh Billings




The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein




If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man..
-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.





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Deboraherryl on January 10th, 2006 11:21 pm (UTC)
That was a really good thing to post. Thanks! :)
Mark: Rooboywondermark on January 11th, 2006 01:06 am (UTC)
Thank you, Deb!! I'm so glad you liked it! ~hug~
The Veggiesquashed on January 10th, 2006 11:21 pm (UTC)
Awww, so cute.

My boy wants a doggie *so* badly. We've told him we'll consider it when he turns ten, as I'm not sure he's responsible enough yet. And every xmas and bday he gets a stuffed dog from us (I thought maybe this year he'd be tired of the stuffed dog amongst his gifts, but no it was number one on his list to Santa and he wished for it on Christmas eve -- he was thrilled when Santa came through with two stuffed puppies).

Mark: Rooboywondermark on January 11th, 2006 01:11 am (UTC)
Awwwwwwwww...that is so sweet! Does he want any special breed or size?!
A supermarket punk rock television comedyliquid_gravity on January 10th, 2006 11:36 pm (UTC)
That is really cute, makes me miss my dog at home since I can't have pets in my apartment. =\
Mark: Thinkerboywondermark on January 11th, 2006 12:55 am (UTC)
Peter! *HUG*

I'll bet you are a great 'doggie daddy!
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Mark: Rooboywondermark on January 11th, 2006 01:03 am (UTC)
Glad you likey! They really are the best, aren't they?! :)
blue_aingealaingeal311 on January 10th, 2006 11:49 pm (UTC)
awww man, now I really really want a puppy, more so than usual.

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Mark: Rooboywondermark on January 11th, 2006 01:14 am (UTC)
REESE! OMG!! Who does that little angel belong to?!! I can't look away! My heart is being tugged at so hard!
Bryce: Nica!aussie_bryce on January 10th, 2006 11:51 pm (UTC)
Doggies! I love my doggie ... you can see her pixture right here next to this comment! Glad to be on yer friend's list Mark! :) I'm a semi-Batman freak muhself. ;-)

Cheers,
Bryce
Mark: Rooboywondermark on January 11th, 2006 12:59 am (UTC)
OMG, Bryce! Is your baby a Jack Russell? What a beauty! What's his/her name?!
Semi-Batfan, eh?! I'm probably more semi too...I'm not obsessed or anything! :)

(BTW, that's my Roo, as a pup, in my icon...he's gone now)
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Glenn: Adam Arestoman on January 11th, 2006 12:16 am (UTC)
Awwwww! I really enjoyed this post! Those are some great quotes!

Dogs offer the purest form of love!
Mark: Rooboywondermark on January 11th, 2006 01:01 am (UTC)
Glenn! Thanks, buddy! Glad you enjoyed it!

Yep they love us unconditionally!

(I love how everyone is replying with icons of their doggies!)
pixee_led on January 11th, 2006 12:40 am (UTC)
aww... I may be a cat person but I can admire the sweetness that is Dog. *grin*
Your icon is of your own dog, right? So cute. ^^
Mark: Rooboywondermark on January 11th, 2006 01:19 am (UTC)
That is Roo as a puppy...he's in Doggie Heaven now!

I'm more of a dog person,A...but both of my sisters have cats and I adore them! I generally just love animals of all kinds!
Frankfrank_inzombie on January 11th, 2006 02:07 am (UTC)
Well, I've had my "awwww" moment for the day. thanks. *wiggles nose and pets Kas*
Mark: Thinkerboywondermark on January 11th, 2006 02:11 pm (UTC)
LOL! We all need at least one of those a day...then we can move on to our other, more hedonistic, moments! :)
lomelinde_sama on January 11th, 2006 06:56 am (UTC)
I love it when I see pics of dogs and cats together. This one is epecially cute !

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But poodles are the memebers of a weird religious cult. Especially those owned by old ladies.
Mark: Cute WiddleKittyboywondermark on January 11th, 2006 02:26 pm (UTC)
Both my sisters have dogs AND cats and they love each other!

LOL...poodles are in a cult...I think Pomeranians have one too!
Vanessa: Ozlockenessie on January 11th, 2006 08:35 am (UTC)
This is too cute...
and so true. See my new puppy in the icon?

~hugs and squeezles~
Mark: Rooboywondermark on January 11th, 2006 02:27 pm (UTC)
Re: This is too cute...
Oh...SO cute! A corgi right?! ~hug~
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.·:*¨¨* :·.Jeremy.·:*¨¨* :·.: beating heartprinceargon on January 11th, 2006 08:50 am (UTC)
Soooo adorable. Ha ha ha I soo <3 "If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him only two of them."
:D
Mark: Rooboywondermark on January 11th, 2006 02:29 pm (UTC)
And how true is that?! LOL! If I did that to Roo, he would ignore the ones I tossed on the floor and jump up at my hand!
Su: yami cryralphiere on January 11th, 2006 03:03 pm (UTC)
That's so sweet. You're so sweet! I miss having pets *pouts*
Mark: Rooboywondermark on January 11th, 2006 03:19 pm (UTC)
Sweet right back atcha, Su! I miss having Roo and would like to get another puppy one day!
monetrenee on January 11th, 2006 04:10 pm (UTC)
AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Puppies!!
Mark: Rooboywondermark on January 11th, 2006 05:20 pm (UTC)
LOL! There she is...Puppy lady!
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brlasonny913brlasonny913 on January 12th, 2006 09:03 am (UTC)
I gotta get me a dog. LOL

Great post, Mark... did you create it? Can I steal it? :)

Sonny
Mark: Thinkerboywondermark on January 12th, 2006 02:25 pm (UTC)
Sure you can steal it! I put it together from an email that I received at work! Glad you like it!